Perpetual Disappointments Diary is the perfect Christmas gift for the grumpy sod in your life.

Published by Manchester creative partnership Asbury & Asbury, the diary contains a weekly demotivational proverb, reminders of Notable Deaths, contact pages for People Who Never Call, a notes section for Notes Toward A Dull Novel and Notes Toward A Tweet Everyone Will Ignore, and blank pages for your own Pointless Doodles.

It’s yours for £13+p&p:

www.disappointmentsdiary.com